Havent been on here in a god-damn-ass-fucking long time.

How's tricks.

I decided to post because i vaguely remember something Lou said about getting my ass back in check and making regular posts. So here I am, kickin' it off with an update.

(yes, btw, i know youre going to read this and shit, but dont bother to comment becuase I will delete it without bothering to read it. You know who you are.)

(not you, louise. LOL. because I know youll be all "HUH WHAT HUH")

In other news I have developed undying love for the following: 
-Bam Margera
-M. Shadows (and the rest of Avenged Sevenfold)
-Coke Bottle Gummies
-Coconut Water w/ Pulp
-alinutaceasadik (ohwaitialreadylovedher)
-Breathe Carolina
-Wine/Champagne
-The Watchmen
-The Sims 3
and then there's my love for GeeWay that was already developed last time I was here.........

ANYWHO this summer is gonna be a total blast. First I go to Nebraska from the 24th-29th for an alcohol-filled, borderline-redneck wedding, and the day after I get back ALI ARRIVES! Here's some of the fun stuff we're gonna do together:
-Baltimore Inner Harbor
(which includes the Aquarium, Hard Rock Cafe, ESPN zone, Science Center and other outrageously fun shit) 
-Washington DC
(Basically just sightseeing, but the highlight of the day will be the Spy Museum, the Smithsonian(maybe.) and the Museum of Natural History. I refuse to go to the Air & Space center. That shit is boring.)
-Lazer Tagging? 
(i just thought of that one now)
-Columbia Mall / Arundel Mills Mall
(where we will eat chick-fil-a, Five Guys Burgers & Fries, Maggie Moo's, and Chipotle, and then shop at Spencer's and Hot Topic) 
-Eat Burmese Food that my Dad makes
-Chill at my place
-WARPED TOUR
-Bethany Beach.

Sounds like assloads of fun, no?

And THEN in July I'm probably going to the beach with various people throughout the month, but on the 29th I'm seeing GREEN DAY IN CONCERT

and in AUGUST I'm gonna go to England to meet Louise and Lisa and see all my family.


ITS ONE HELL OF A SUMMER IF YOU ASK ME.



that's all for now.

Someone please teach me how to make AIM and MSN buddy icons. I have some GeeWay ones I'd love to make.

THANKTH IN ADVANTH.

Don't we all? 
Fuck this. 
I just had a loooong chat with them because they've been in my room and under my bed, thus finding some NC-17 frerard/frikey/bray material. 
Now, my DAD had to talk to me about this.
They had to do this whilst I was eating breakfast, as well.
He even said "It's normal for you to be exercising curiosity on the subject."
I can't wait to move out.
If anyone in the world right now feels like shit, it's me. 
Now, my computer time is limited to 2 hours a day. 
I hate them, I fucking hate them so much. 
And if I don't follow this rule, I get no computer whatsoever for three weeks. 
This is going to ruin my summer. 
They're also making me play a sport, which I hate. I can't stand sports, leave me alone.
They said that I'm not "exhibiting healthy behaviors" or "trends" and that they only want what's best. 
Yeah? Well if you want what's best, don't drive me to slit my wrists.
Maybe next time I'll show them the scars.
xx.

Cleaning people.

What the HELL is up with them?! They clean your house, okay, that shit is all well and good. But, let me list the problems and go into detail.

1.   You must clean, before they clean.

2.   They DO NOT. SPEAK. ENGLISH.

3.   Obnoxious much?!

4.   “Where the hell did I put it…?”

5.   WHY THE HELL WON’T THE MICROWAVE WORK?!

And here we go.

1.   You must clean, before they clean. This is what I have to do. My mom makes me clean my room before the cleaning people arrive. WHY?! Their JOB is to clean my house. Mom says “No, sweetie, it’s your mess and your job.” Yes, mom, it is my mess. But do I get paid for it? NO! Why should I clean when we HIRE people to clean!? For serious!

2.   Mexican Cleaners. Keep in mind I have NOTHING against anyone Mexican, or people that don’t speak English. But it’s just so frustrating, man! If we tell them to not clean something, or not go somewhere, they go “OKAY!” and CLEAN IT ANYWAY.  NO means NO in EVERY language!

3.   I will be on a completely different floor of the house from them. That is how I stay out of their way. BUT, of course they have to turn on their Spanish radio, BLASTING because they’re (apparently) deaf, in my large echoing house. I have no idea what the Spanish radio is broadcasting, but I know they’re fucking annoying. I also think they are annoying because of the following: They CAN NOT. SHUT UP. They scream “POR QUE?!” at one another ALL THE TIME. From across an entire floor of the house. Sometimes I think they’re not really Spanish and are just yelling that at each other to piss me off. Well you know what? IT WORKED.

4.   Now, this is what I say to myself after they come to my house. They will move my things around. THE STUFF THAT IS PUT AWAY! They GO THROUGH MY STUFF. That is intrusive, my friends, and I. Don’t. Like it! They will also throw away things I need. Anything I leave out is automatically trash to them.

5.   This time, they broke our microwave when cleaning it. None of the buttons work. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT, HERE?! Oh, wonderful. My microwave is clean, but I can’t use it!

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s all for now, folks.

-Alex. Trying to heat up food somehow.